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No n\u011bjak se to mus\u00ed...<p class=\"more-link\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.holomac.cz\/jak-se-zbavit-kluka\/\" class=\"themebutton3\">Read More<\/a><\/p>","datePublished":"2021-09-13","dateModified":"2023-05-05","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.holomac.cz\/author\/#Person","name":"","url":"https:\/\/www.holomac.cz\/author\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/4860d213c5bedfa07ff2b166ff7b069759f9dbf79eae813578c75f9f8cb939b7?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/4860d213c5bedfa07ff2b166ff7b069759f9dbf79eae813578c75f9f8cb939b7?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"holomac.cz","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.holomac.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/Opera%20Sn%C3%ADmek_2021-10-13_122023_www.google.com.png","url":"https:\/\/www.holomac.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/Opera%20Sn%C3%ADmek_2021-10-13_122023_www.google.com.png","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.holomac.cz\/jak-se-zbavit-kluka\/","about":["Z\u00e1bava"],"wordCount":733,"articleBody":"Ur\u010dit\u011b jsme to ka\u017ed\u00e1 z n\u00e1s za\u017eila, \u017ee n\u00e1m p\u00ed\u0161e kluk- mu\u017e, \u017ee za n\u00e1mi chod\u00ed a neust\u00e1le n\u00e1s zve na rande, jen\u017ee se n\u00e1m zas a\u017e tak moc nel\u00edb\u00ed a je nep\u0159\u00edjemn\u00fd s n\u00edm b\u00fdt, kolikr\u00e1t jsme u\u017e zadan\u00e9 a nebo prost\u011b ho nechceme. Tak co s t\u00edm ud\u011bl\u00e1me? No n\u011bjak se to mus\u00ed vymyslet.Jednou z mo\u017enost\u00ed je, \u017ee za\u010dnete mluvit sprost\u011b, budete sprost\u00e1 jako kan\u00e1l. Chovejte se hrub\u011b a neust\u00e1le na n\u011bco nad\u00e1vejte. Nebo se neust\u00e1le na n\u011bco st\u011b\u017eujte, jako \u017ee je moc teplo a nebo zima, \u017ee to pit\u00ed v\u00e1m nechutn\u00e1, \u017ee v kin\u011b ten film byl hrozn\u00e1 nuda a ztracen\u00fd \u010das.Kdy\u017e spolu n\u011bkam zajdete, bu\u010fte nemotorn\u00e1 a neohraban\u00e1. Schv\u00e1ln\u011b drcn\u011bte do skleni\u010dky, a\u017e se vylije. A nab\u00eddn\u011bte mu, \u017ee mu oslad\u00edte kafe a jakoby omylem mu tam nasypejte s\u016fl.P\u0159esta\u0148te si holit nohy a v podpa\u017e\u00ed a von\u011bt se, cho\u010fte s n\u00edm v\u0161ude neu\u010desan\u00e1 a nenamalovan\u00e1. To tak\u00e9 jednozna\u010dn\u011b pom\u016f\u017ee.A nebo zase druh\u00fd extr\u00e9m, p\u0159evo\u0148te se, zmalujte se co nejv\u00edce a ka\u017ed\u00fdch p\u011bt minus si vyt\u00e1hn\u011bte zrc\u00e1tko a upravujte si make up. Bu\u010fte p\u0159ehnan\u011b sladk\u00e1 a mluvte na n\u011bj hodn\u011b zdrobn\u011ble. A v\u0161e popisujte zdrobn\u011ble a ve sladk\u00fdch v\u00fdrazech. \u201eZajd\u011bme si na \u010daj\u00ed\u010dek a d\u00e1me si do n\u011bho cuk\u0159\u00ed\u010dek.\u201c \u201eTamten pejsek je stra\u0161n\u011b sla\u010fou\u010dk\u00fd, jen se pod\u00edvej o\u010di\u010dkama na n\u011bj, jak cupit\u00e1 no\u017ei\u010dkama a ten jeho chlupa\u0165ou\u010dk\u00fd ko\u017e\u00ed\u0161ek, je stra\u0161n\u011b roztomilou\u010dk\u00fd, je to miminko, mil\u00e1\u010dku, co kdybychom si ho tut\u00ednka po\u0159\u00eddili? Bylo by to na\u0161e malink\u00e9 miminko.\u201cKdy\u017e budete s n\u00edm, neust\u00e1le se d\u00edvejte do mobilu, pi\u0161te si s n\u011bk\u00fdm, tva\u0159te se p\u0159ipitom\u011ble a usm\u00edvejte se jako m\u011bs\u00ed\u010dek na hnoji. N\u011bkolikr\u00e1t se hlasit\u011b za\u010dn\u011bte sm\u00e1t a nacvi\u010dte si p\u0159\u00ed\u0161ern\u00fd sm\u00edch, kdy se lid\u00e9 budou po v\u00e1s neust\u00e1le ot\u00e1\u010det. Domluvte se s kamar\u00e1dkou, aby v\u00e1m zavolala a pak ve\u010fte s n\u00ed dlouh\u00fd rozhovor a klidn\u011b i o intimn\u00edch v\u011bcech, jako je t\u0159eba menstruace.Neust\u00e1le ho srovn\u00e1vejte se sv\u00fdm sexu\u00e1ln\u00edm idolem nebo se sv\u00fdm ex a klidn\u011b mu vypr\u00e1v\u011bjte, co v\u0161e jste d\u011blala se sv\u00fdm b\u00fdval\u00fdm.\u00a0Krkejte a pr\u010fte, kdy\u017e budete s n\u00edm a \u0161\u0165ourejte se v nose. Pokud m\u00e1te dlouh\u00fd jazyk, ol\u00edzn\u011bte si obo\u010d\u00ed.Neust\u00e1le se drbejte se slovy, \u017ee jste mo\u017en\u00e1 chytila n\u011bkde blechy.\u0158ekn\u011bte mu, \u017ee byste s n\u00edm cht\u011bla m\u00edt troj\u010data. P\u0159ineste s sebou katalog s oble\u010den\u00edm, post\u00fdlkami a hra\u010dkami pro d\u011bti, \u017ee byste si u\u017e pro sv\u00e1 budouc\u00ed troj\u010d\u00e1tka mohli u\u017e nakupovat v\u00fdbavi\u010dku a zeptejte se ho, jestli by rad\u011bji kluky nebo holky a jak\u00e1 by jim dal jm\u00e9na.Dejte mu cen\u00edk sexu\u00e1ln\u00edch slu\u017eeb a nebu\u010fte nejlevn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed.Na soci\u00e1ln\u00ed s\u00edt\u011b a i jemu do mobilu \u010di na mail pos\u00edlejte d\u011bsn\u011b infantiln\u00ed fotky, kamkoli spolu p\u016fjdete, nad\u0161en\u011b poskakujte a fo\u0165te si s n\u00edm self\u00ed\u010dka dokola a dokola. U tohoto stromu tady v t\u00e9 kav\u00e1rn\u011b a po\u010dkat tady u t\u00e9 lampy je to nejlep\u0161\u00ed, ta lampa je dokonal\u00e1 a prost\u011b ud\u011bl\u00e1me u n\u00ed asi pades\u00e1t fote\u010dek.A neust\u00e1le ho \u0161t\u00edpejte do zadku, pl\u00e1cejte ho po n\u011bm, \u0161t\u00edpn\u011bte ho do tv\u00e1\u0159e. Neust\u00e1le mu vypr\u00e1v\u011bjte a hodn\u011b nahlas, jak byste s n\u00edm nyn\u00ed cht\u011bla m\u00edt po\u0159\u00e1dn\u00fd sex a t\u0159eba i na neobvykl\u00fdch m\u00edstech.\u00a0A nebo se s n\u00edm jednodu\u0161e rozejd\u011bte, \u017ee u\u017e nem\u00e1te z\u00e1jem, \u017ee je sice fajn a \u017ee si ur\u010dit\u011b brzy najde tu pravou.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        4.4\/5 - (5 votes)        "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Jak se zbavit kluka","item":"https:\/\/www.holomac.cz\/jak-se-zbavit-kluka\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]